People tend to picture politicians as owning far more property than they actually do. That’s usually why searches for Ted Cruz’s Texas Real Estate Portfolio lead people down a rabbit hole. The reality is much simpler. Cruz’s entire real estate footprint in Texas comes down to one primary home in Houston. It’s a valuable home, …
There’s no shortage of exaggerated claims floating around about Ted Cruz’s home. Some make it sound like a hidden mansion. Others downplay it entirely. The reality lands somewhere in the middle. When you break down the facts, the Ted Cruz house value lines up closely with what you’d expect for a long-time homeowner in River Oaks. Where …
If you have ever wondered where Ted Cruz actually lives when he is not in Washington, you are not alone. The question comes up a lot, especially during election seasons, protests, or major news cycles. The short version is this: Ted Cruz’s primary home is in one of Houston’s most exclusive neighborhoods, a place known …
If you’ve been searching for details about Shane Gillis’ house, you’re not alone. Ever since the comedian quietly packed up New York and headed south, fans have been curious about where he landed, what the place is like, and how Austin fits into his life right now. Here’s what’s actually known, what’s been said on podcasts, …
If you’ve watched or listened to This Past Weekend for any length of time, you’ve probably wondered the same thing a lot of fans do: is Theo Von recording this in his house, or somewhere else entirely? The answer is a little messy, in a very Theo Von way. The Theo Von podcast studio has evolved a lot over …
If you are wondering how rich Theo Von is, looking at the number alone misses the bigger picture. The real story is how he keeps it. Unlike the loud, flex-heavy celebrities often seen on social media, Theo’s financial strategy is surprisingly disciplined. He moves like a regular guy, yet he runs one of the most …
Shane Gillis currently lives in Austin, Texas. That part isn’t a mystery. He’s talked about the move publicly, records his podcast there, and regularly appears at clubs around the city—especially Joe Rogan’s Comedy Mothership. What is worth clearing up is everything around that fact, because a lot of online content drifts into guesswork pretty fast. The Move from …
If you follow comedy closely, you already know Tony Hinchcliffe isn’t just bouncing from club to club anymore. Over the last few years, his career has quietly mirrored a much bigger shift in entertainment real estate—away from Los Angeles and toward cities where creators actually want to live, work, and build something long-term. Looking at …
If you’ve ever wondered where the “Rat King” retreats after a tour, the answer is a secluded 4,918-square-foot estate in Oak Hill, just minutes from the hustle of Green Hills. Unlike the flashy mansions of Brentwood, Theo’s home is a masterclass in privacy—a strategic retreat he bought from former Vanderbilt Head Coach Derek Mason. Quick House Facts …
If you’ve seen the viral videos of a sprawling, gothic estate and wondered how “The Machine” finds the time to mow all that grass, you aren’t alone. However, a viral case of mistaken identity has fans confusing Bert’s modest ‘homestead’ with a haunted 19th-century Victorian estate—the Kreischer Mansion—that shares his name but none of his …
